CHRISTMAS TREE

When we went to the lot to get the tree I asked the man who was working there which trees smelled the best. "The Noble Firs, definitely." He proceeded to slice off cuttings of trees to make his point. He was right. However, they're also the most expensive. Eventually, I got him to sell us one from the back that had suffered a calamity that chopped off its top. But with the first tree combover and our Fijian angel marking the top it's a bargain at $30.